Fib

Okay… so I told a fib…
*cringe* *cringe* *cringe*
No one got hurt,
no one is gonna get hurt.
And it wasn’t a bad thing!
Honestly - it wasn’t!
But nonetheless, it’s been done.

I’m mortified.
But I’m not remorseful.
At least, not until I’m found out.

Fingers, ears and toes crossed
it will not be found out.
tho’ I know.. afterawhile,
the cat’s gonna come out of the bag
and then I’ll go hide under my bed for a bit.
That’s the sad bit!
I cannot fib on this account!

God I’m so embarrassed!
somebody take a gun and shoot me!