Mary Jane Jokes

Mary Jane was walking through the forest,
and a squirrel ran up her skirt.
Mary Jane just laughed and laughed;
she knew there weren't any nuts up there.

Mary Jane was walking down the street
when a man pulled her into a dark alley
and started ripping off all her clothes.
Mary Jane just laughed and laughed;
she knew her clothes wouldn't fit him.

Mary Jane was playing on the swings one day,
swinging higher and higher. Her mother came out and said,
"Mary Jane, don't you swing to high,
the boys will be able to see your underwear."
But Mary Jane just laughed and laughed;
she knew she wasn't wearing any underwear.

Mary Jane was with her mom at the fabric store
when she saw a sign "Felt 10 cents."
Mary Jane just laughed and laughed;
she knew she could get felt for free.

Mary Jane was walking on the sea shore,
and she saw a woman in the water yelling,
"Help! Shark! Shark!" Mary Jane just laughed and laughed;
she knew that shark wasn't going to help her.

Mary Jane burnt down the barn one day,
and her mother said "Mary Jane!
You're in big trouble when your father gets home!"
Mary Jane just laughed and laughed;
she knew her father was in that barn.

Mary Jane was crossing the street with her mother.
As her mother stopped to pick up a quarter she was hit by a bus.
Mary Jane just laughed and laughed;
she knew it was only a nickel.

Mary Jane was walking down the street pushing a baby carriage
when she came to a hill with a stop sign at the bottom.
As she started down the hill the baby carriage got away from her
and dangerously raced towards the intersection.
Mary Jane just laughed and laughed;
she knew the baby carriage wouldn't stop.