I am warning ya folks...
I am using BAD language today..
so maybe you wanna do the X
in the corner while you still can.
Hello, my name is William and I suffer
from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion
fucking chain letters sent to me
by people who actually believe that
if you send them on, a poor six year old girl
in Queensland with a breast on her forehead
will be able to raise enough money
to have it removed before her
redneck parents sell her
to a travelling freak show.
And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates
is going to give you, and everyone
to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page
and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model
I just happen to run into the next day!
What a bunch of bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will
come into my house and murder me in my sleep
for not continuing a chain letter that was started by
St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country
by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.
Fuck 'em.
If you're going to forward something,
at least send me something mildly amusing.
I've seen all the "send this to
10 of your closest friends, and this poor,
wretched excuse for a human being
will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being"
I don't fucking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about
what you're actually contributing to
by sending out these forwards.
Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter
that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless
for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them
feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
with no teeth who has been tied to the arse
of a dead elephant for 27 years
and whose only salvation is the 5 cents
per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear
will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
P.S: Send me 25 bucks and then fuck off.
I am using BAD language today..
so maybe you wanna do the X
in the corner while you still can.
Hello, my name is William and I suffer
from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion
fucking chain letters sent to me
by people who actually believe that
if you send them on, a poor six year old girl
in Queensland with a breast on her forehead
will be able to raise enough money
to have it removed before her
redneck parents sell her
to a travelling freak show.
And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates
is going to give you, and everyone
to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page
and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model
I just happen to run into the next day!
What a bunch of bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will
come into my house and murder me in my sleep
for not continuing a chain letter that was started by
St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country
by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.
Fuck 'em.
If you're going to forward something,
at least send me something mildly amusing.
I've seen all the "send this to
10 of your closest friends, and this poor,
wretched excuse for a human being
will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being"
I don't fucking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about
what you're actually contributing to
by sending out these forwards.
Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter
that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless
for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them
feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
with no teeth who has been tied to the arse
of a dead elephant for 27 years
and whose only salvation is the 5 cents
per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear
will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
P.S: Send me 25 bucks and then fuck off.
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