Life Manager
Hours:
Full-time, on call 24-7
Job Description:
You will be responsible
for the management of
client’s wayward life.
You will be dictating his choices
and ensuring that he avoids
all obviously stupid mistakes.
You will need to explain
basic concepts very specifically,
with the objective of leading him
into a happy and fulfilled life.
Qualifications / Must-haves:
- excellent code of ethics
- intelligence in life and art
- experience with all issues
facing someone who is peculiar, and neurotic
and a proven ability
to simplify and distill these issues
- dedication and commitment to your job
[preferably already know and love client
as this will minimize on-the-job-training]
- discretion and ability to sense
when client just wants you to leave him alone
- attitude that life must be lived to the fullest
- ability to assert authority as client
can be somewhat argumentative/rebellious/
- able to develop and present innovative life plans
Salary:
Client is, at present, poor.
Pay will come in the form of smiles,
and knowing you did something
good for someone else
Apply by emailing me, or leaving a comment
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