If you see a phone to my ear, and I turn my head toward you, DO NOT ask me where the vending machines are before I even have a chance to TAKE A BREATH to ask you to wait a moment. Got it?
DO NOT crowd the desk. I can only deal with ONE guest at a time. Wait in LINE like you were taught in kindergarten.
When you call me, DO NOT keep talking to whoever it is in the room with you while I’m trying to answer the phone. I won’t bother waiting for you, I’ll just go on with my spiel. For that matter, you only need to press the zero key once, so don't press it again if I can't get to the phone in less than two seconds. Thanks for busting my eardrum with the button-pushing.
If you ask me for a pool towel, and you really want two, say so to begin with.
Don’t shove your credit card and rewards card in my face. Please just wait until I ask for them. And when I tell you the rate, DO NOT say, “That’s not what you’ve been charging me.” Kindly INFORM me you’re a regular guest BEFORE complaining about the rate, plskthx.
Is it THAT difficult to understand that I CAN’T tell you the room number for anyone else? I told you your son will be close to you, that should be sufficient, especially considering we’re BOOKED SOLID tonight. He is next door to you, but I am not about to tell you that. For one thing, I can’t always guarantee it. For another, I can’t tell you because IT’S NOT YOUR ROOM. Chill
Go ahead, interrupt me with a question while I'm trying to answer your last one. I will interrupt your current question to answer it, since you're just going on and babbling and giving me more info I just don't need..
QUIT INTERRUPTING MY CHECK-IN PROCESS! You throw me off and make me forget things when you do that. Wait until I am done to ask your questions.
When I ask you to hold, DO NOT ASK ME IF YOU CAN BE CONNECTED TO SOMEONE’S room. I asked you to hold, not what you wanted. Did you not hear me?!
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