Why would I lie to you?
Don't you realize that the best way to start any interaction is with the truth (no matter how painful)?
Don't you realize that I WANT you to have an awesomely pleasant experience here at my hotel?
Don't you see?
So, when you call down at 7:05am, as I'm waiting for my replacement to come in so I can go home, and demand that a shampoo and a conditioner be brought to your room, and I politely inform you that we do not have conditioner at our property (I know, cheap bastards), there's no reason to interrogate me!
ABL: Annoying Bitchy Lady
Me: Night Auditor from Hell
Me: I'm sorry ma'am, we do not have conditioner at this time.
ABL:How is that possible?
Me: ..... excuse me?
ABL: I said how is that possible? I just saw a box of them on a cart yesterday.
Me: Well... you must have seen our lotions, as all we have is lotion and shampoo.
ABL: Whatever, well is there any way to get a shampoo in my room?
Me: Of course! You can come down to the desk, and I can give you a shampoo.
ABL: UGH.... *click*
Seriously, these people expect me to come running for them after being hostile and rude?
Yea right, they got me confused.
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