Let me tell you the most common problems my computer has.

1. It locks up when I am SO far in whatever I'm doing,
and I haven't gotten a chance to save yet.

2. It experiences an "illegal operation"
every time I'm listening to Real Player
and I go into a web site that automatically plays music.

3. It experiences an "illegal operation"
every time I open Netscape and Explorer at the same time.

4. It never fully shuts down. If you have Windows 95 or 98,
you know that you have to click on START,
and shut it down "properly" or memory might be lost.
Every time I do this, my computer is stuck on
"Please wait while your computer shuts down"
until I get so annoyed that I just turn the computer off manually.
THEN when I want to start it up again,
the computer tells me the I didn't shut it down properly,
so it has to run a ScanDisk which takes about an hour
and doesn't accomplish anything, anyway.

5. It takes 20 minutes trying to download something
before telling me that the link is dead.

6. It's constantly asking me if I want to do something,
like save my password. If I wanted to save my password
so everyone else in my house could read all my private stuff,
I would have clicked on the little box that says
"save password." For my convenience, I suppose,
I can click on "do not show this message again."
But if I do, it will still come up for all my other accounts.
And once I use a different account,
it will come up for my first one again,
even though I distinctly remember clicking the
"DO NOT SHOW THIS MESSAGE AGAIN" box! Err!

Well, I'm done complaining about my computer for now.
They keyboard is making my fingers hurt.
I'll probably have arthritis now.
If you want to complain about your computer,
please mail me at ccampbell47150@insightbb.com.
I will be sure to put it up onto my page.